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I was born in September '64

We started off each school year with my name up on the door

Sang happy birthday to me, ate cake and drank some juice

I've looked forward to the eleventh every year since my youth

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Osama Bin Laden, you ruined my birthday

I don't get no presents, just looks of dismay

Lots of people died; I'm not just thinking of myself

But couldn't you have chosen the 10th or the 12th?

My officemates they used to throw a party every year

Now we share a silent moment; ladies shed a tear

Remember all the victims, and lift up a glass

But I'd rather get a birthday spanking on my ass

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They say he tried to collapse our entire economy

He tried but failed to bring the mighty Wall Street to its knees

But he bankrupted me, and I'm still broke today:

I used to earn my keep selling my presents on ebay

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