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I used to love baseball, I watched it all the time

Yes, I used to love baseball, I watched it all the time

Well, that was all before Tim McCarver got on my mind

I can't swallow food, when I hear his voice

I can't keep my dinner down, when I'm hearing his voice

And when the playoffs come 'round, I ain't even got no choice

Let me break it down

A mitt ain't like a glove

A home run scores a run

Mt. Everest don't erupt

And I ain't havin' fun

I see FOX on the schedule

It feels my heart with dread

With every word he says

My brain leaks out my head

I wish I could hear Joe Morgan instead

Nah, I'm just kiddin' baby

I'll do somethin' drastic, you just wait and see

Yeah, I'll do somethin' drastic, you just wait and see

I'm gonna teach myself Spanish, so I can use the SAP

Oh baby, I got the Tim McCarver Blues